Platform Strategist Gifts

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Internet Cafe.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Will you make the final table?'