Plastic Polluter Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the plastic polluter ponderer? Discover unique, witty, and eco-friendly products that speak to their love for the environment and their dedication to reducing plastic waste. Perfect for inspiring ongoing awareness, these items combine humor with heart, making your gift both meaningful and memorable.

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.' mockup

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either." mockup

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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Frog Baby Names

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Tuesday, 2022

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Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Green Energy used to power polluting industries mockup

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

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"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city." mockup

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list." mockup

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

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"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!" mockup

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull." mockup

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?' mockup

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

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'One day this will all be yours.' mockup

'One day this will all be yours.'

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Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything. mockup

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

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Fish Food

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.' mockup

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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Fingers

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.' mockup

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

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'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.' mockup

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.' mockup

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle. mockup

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

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"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?" mockup

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

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Plastic Polluter Ponderer Gifts Collection

Plastic Polluter Ponderer Mugs

Looking for more eco-friendly mugs for the plastic polluter ponderer? Check out our collection of humorous and thoughtful designs that make every coffee moment meaningful.

Plastic Polluter Ponderer Pillows

Decorate sustainably with pillows perfect for the plastic polluter ponderer’s space. Find humor and hope in every stitch with our eco-friendly cushions.

Plastic Polluter Ponderer Prints

Inspire reflection with our prints designed for the plastic polluter ponderer. Perfect for empowering change and sparking conversations about sustainability.

Plastic Polluter Ponderer T-Shirts

Explore our range of eco-conscious t-shirts for the plastic polluter ponderer. Witty and inspiring, they’re perfect for making a statement and spreading awareness.