Plastic Polluter Ponderer Mugs

"That's an everblue."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tuesday, 2022

Frog Baby Names

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The Procrastinator

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Fish Food

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'