Pollution Ponderers Mugs

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'There goes the neigborhood.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tuesday, 2022

Buck Naked

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

'They are worried about the economy.'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

Think - But not too much.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

'My administration has a long-term solution for global climate change.'

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"We must have had an order."

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!