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Litter Picking Swordfish

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Attack, retreat, attack

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Giant sandwich bags.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Street trader tricking police.

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Model Stealth Bomber.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"You should've called me sooner!"

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

Ocean Plastic

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'We thought that you'd want to keep up with your work at the office.'

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

'He arrives before and leaves after everyone else...probably homeless.'

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'