Plastic-policing Hero Prints

Litter Picking Swordfish

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Attack, retreat, attack

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Giant sandwich bags.

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Model Stealth Bomber.

Street trader tricking police.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"You should've called me sooner!"

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'We thought that you'd want to keep up with your work at the office.'

Ocean Plastic

'He arrives before and leaves after everyone else...probably homeless.'

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

"I think they are aliens sent here to eradicate all of us!"

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'