Plant Neglect Stories Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who has a funny take on plant neglect? Our collection celebrates the lighter side of gardening mishaps. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect gift that acknowledges their love-hate relationship with houseplants and garden flora. These thoughtful, humorous items are ideal for anyone who enjoys a bit of botanical self-deprecating humor and is proud of their green thumbs—well, sometimes! Whether they’re notorious for watering misses or love sharing plant fail stories, our products will bring a smile and a gentle chuckle.

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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Gardener attacked by plants.

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Allotment

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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Gardener

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Plant Lady

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered. mockup

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!' mockup

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney." mockup

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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The Garden

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Man watering his plants in the rain. mockup

Man watering his plants in the rain.

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'That plant food really works!'

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"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?" mockup

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

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'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds." mockup

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

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An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD mockup

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

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"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive." mockup

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

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Man transplants plant in his garden. mockup

Man transplants plant in his garden.

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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"You overwatered the plant, again." mockup

"You overwatered the plant, again."

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"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong." mockup

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

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Pea

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"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase." mockup

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

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'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?' mockup

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

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Watering Flowers

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Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures, mockup

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

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Plant Neglect Stories Gifts Collection

Plant Neglect Stories Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs perfect for plant neglect stories fans. Find witty and charming designs to brighten their mornings with a botanical twist.

Plant Neglect Stories Pillows

Check out our amusing pillows featuring garden humor and plant neglect stories. Great for gifting or adding a humorous touch to their home decor.

Plant Neglect Stories Prints

Browse prints that capture the funside of gardening mishaps. Ideal for decorating their favorite gardening spot with humor and personality.

Plant Neglect Stories T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate gardening mishaps and plant neglect humor. Perfect for casual wear and making a playful statement about their horticultural adventures.