Plant Neglect Stories Gifts

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,