Plant Fun Gifts

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.