Plant Fun Gifts

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

A Venus cow trap.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.