Plant-based Food Lover Pillows

"How's the soya, dear?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Before/After

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Two vegans, please."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Wine is plant-based food."

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

The vegan hunter

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'