Plant-based Food Lover Pillows

"How's the soya, dear?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Two vegans, please."

Before/After

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

The vegan hunter

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"