Planning A Wine Party Gifts

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A very fine vintage

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Did you order a starter?"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Welcome to my cellar!

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'Enjoy?...How?'

'You and your beer parties!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'That's one of our fortified wines.'