Wine Party Host Gifts

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Wine Lady

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Barbecue

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

A very fine vintage

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"A little lamb please."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'