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"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A very fine vintage

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Did you order a starter?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Welcome to my cellar!

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'You and your beer parties!'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'Enjoy?...How?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'That's one of our fortified wines.'