Wine Parties T-Shirts

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

Red Wine

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

A very fine vintage

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Aperitif?"

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

An expedition to get ice for the party.