Wine Parties Mugs

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine Lady

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Red Wine

A very fine vintage

"Aperitif?"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

Wine: New & Old!!!

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'