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"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Welcome to my cellar!

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Kissing after eating extra strong Camembert.

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."