Wine And Cheese Party Pillows

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal crackers and grapes too...

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

Welcome to my cellar!

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Makes wine, mashed potato.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

Kissing after eating extra strong Camembert.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'

"Hard to believe this actually started as a vertical tasting."