Planetary Family Networker Gifts

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Gracebook.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'Get real, Larry!'

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

God plays golf

"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."

"Make sure you look after it!"

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

Kids and Step-Families

The motherhood

"I'm using the lockdown to reconnect it with my children, apparently I've got five of them."

"Mom, about your hyphenated last name. . . which one should I use for my secret password question?"

"Here comes my wife. We’d better change the subject to my kids."