Planetary Family Networker Gifts

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

'Get real, Larry!'

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

God plays golf

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."

"Make sure you look after it!"

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

Kids and Step-Families

The motherhood

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

"I'm using the lockdown to reconnect it with my children, apparently I've got five of them."

"Mom, about your hyphenated last name. . . which one should I use for my secret password question?"

"Here comes my wife. We’d better change the subject to my kids."