Plane Crash Investigator Gifts

"You can eat that muck if you like, I'm going to eat the Sergent Major!"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Bribery and Corruption.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Horse meat scandal.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Sewee-Cide.

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

CSI Fridays

Sistine murder

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'