Aviation Detective Gifts

At any time of day, and for no good reason, they know where you are...Meanwhile, at a press conference at Malaysia Airlines...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

The Devil's in the detail!

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

La Tour 2007.

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Gene doping in sport.

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

'Please note this perfume should not be used by pregnant women, women who may be pregnant or those taking an Monoaimine Oxidase Inhibitor.'

This Side Up - At All Times

"You can eat that muck if you like, I'm going to eat the Sergent Major!"

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'