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"You can eat that muck if you like, I'm going to eat the Sergent Major!"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Newton's Law and Order.

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Which One is Pulling Out?

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Horse meat scandal.

Sewee-Cide.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

CSI Fridays

Sistine murder

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)