Campaign for Plain English
Plain English Advocates Gifts
If you believe that plain English makes the world a better place, our collection of fun and thoughtful items is perfect for you. Show off your advocacy for clarity and simplicity with products that speak your language. Whether you’re a writer, a teacher, or just someone who values honest communication, find unique gifts that celebrate your commitment to plain English. From mugs to prints, these items are a tribute to the power of straightforward language.
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
'Now that's the Group of Death.'
'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'
'What does it say, Dad?'
'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'
Twitter censorship
'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'
A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".
"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"
Freedom Book.
Plain English group.
"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."
'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'
"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"
Corporate person hood!
Weapens of Mass Instruction
Spell-Check Bee
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.
"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."
"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."
Phonetic Man
'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'
'....and in this ward, a school teacher, teaches English - bad car crash - his pupils have already been in to see him.'
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."
'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'
'Literacy is NOT overrated!'
Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper
'Class, today we'll be studying the difference between past and present tense...'
Freedom of Expression
Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'
Plain English Advocates Gifts Collection
Plain English Advocates Mugs
Love plain English? Check out our mugs collection featuring witty and clever designs celebrating clear communication.
Plain English Advocates Pillows
Bring a touch of clarity and humor into your home with our plain English-themed pillows, ideal for advocates of honest communication.
Plain English Advocates Prints
Decorate your space with prints that honor the straightforward power of plain English—ideal for advocates who believe in saying it simply and clearly.
Plain English Advocates T-Shirts
Looking to make a statement? Our t-shirts champion the beauty of straightforward language—perfect for advocates of plain English.