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Plain English Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who believes in the power of plain English? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that champion clear communication and straightforwardness—a gift that truly speaks their language. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these products are perfect for advocates of simplicity and transparency, making everyday items both fun and meaningful.
"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Campaign for Plain English
Oligarchy
Meet the Enemy
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
Twitter censorship
Joe Biden
'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'
"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"
"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."
"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."
Autocensure
Freedom Book.
'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'
'It's a silent protest.'
"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."
Changes in the economic policy of the state.
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."
Weapens of Mass Instruction
Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...
King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.
Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before
One after another
"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."
Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.
I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.
Refugees Crisis
'There's always optimism with new management.'
"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."
"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"
What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."
"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"
Plain English Advocate Gifts Collection
Plain English Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to plain English advocates—witty, inspiring, and perfect for starting conversations with a simple sip.
Plain English Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows that promote simplicity and honesty—an ideal gift for advocates of clear, straightforward messaging.
Plain English Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate transparency and plain speech—meaningful designs for advocates everywhere.
Plain English Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that champion clear communication—fun, clever designs for anyone who believes in the power of plain language.