Plain English Advocate Pillows

Plain English group.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Campaign for Plain English

Oligarchy

Meet the Enemy

Twitter censorship

Joe Biden

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

Autocensure

Freedom Book.

'It's a silent protest.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

One after another

Refugees Crisis

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'There's always optimism with new management.'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Freedom of Expression