Plain Language Advocate Pillows

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Campaign for Plain English

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Meet the Enemy

'What does it say, Dad?'

Twitter censorship

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Freedom Book.

Plain English group.

'It's a silent protest.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Corporate person hood!

Spell-Check Bee

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

Randi Rhodes

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

Freedom of Expression

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Herring Impaired

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

Censorship and Apple Daily

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

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