Plain Language Advocate T-Shirts

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Campaign for Plain English

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Meet the Enemy

'What does it say, Dad?'

Twitter censorship

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Freedom Book.

Plain English group.

'It's a silent protest.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Corporate person hood!

Weapens of Mass Instruction

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Spell-Check Bee

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Randi Rhodes

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Freedom of Expression

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

Censorship and Apple Daily

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

Herring Impaired

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

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