Modern Slang Advocate Gifts

"This is an advanced class on text abbreviations. Since you don't even know what OMG means, you belong in the beginner's class."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Twitter censorship

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Autocensure

OMG.

Freedom Book.

Plain English group.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

Freedom of Expression

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Space to let.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"LMAO."

Censorship and Apple Daily

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"Change your shirt!"

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

'Find out if 'Snap, Crackle, Barf' is actionable.'