"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"
Name Advocate Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for your favorite advocate? Our collection for the name advocate celebrates passion, dedication, and the power of words. Whether they’re fighting for change or supporting loved ones, these items honor their commitment with wit and style. Find the perfect token to inspire and motivate them in their advocacy journey, combining personal meaning with playful creativity.
Trial by Media
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."
Thank you, Essential Workers
Soldier armed with a pen.
'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'
Twitter censorship
Detention Center
The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.
Human Rights for All
"They're class action figures."
Autocensure
Freedom Book.
Tom Cruise
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"
"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
The scales between gluttony and hunger
"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"
Good News
Weapens of Mass Instruction
'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'
"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"
Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!
Horace Mann
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."
What really became of the boy named Sue.
Name Advocate Gifts Collection
Name Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of advocacy mugs and find the perfect way for your favorite advocate to sip and inspire every day.
Name Advocate Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that shout out advocacy—awesome for the home or office space of your passionate supporter.
Name Advocate Prints
Browse our inspirational prints, perfect for advocates to display their passion and keep their mission at the forefront.
Name Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our advocacy-themed t-shirts—great for advocates who love to wear their support on their sleeve.