Placebo Skeptic Pillows

'You have hypochondria... are you allergic to placebo?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"I totally meant to do that."

Calm down...this is for your own good.

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

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