Placebo Believers Pillows

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

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"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'