Placebo Believers Mugs

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

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"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

I'm afraid laughter isn't really the best medicine, Mr. Fusco. The truth is, laughter is the best placebo.

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

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'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."