Placebo Debater Mugs

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Celestial Navigation

Global warming debate.

'My opponent hates cats.'

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.