Pizzaiolo Gifts

Pizza, the CD

"No video cameras in the kitchen, but we do allow you to assist in the delivery."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

"I don't get it...that was another customer on the phone who says they haven't received their order...!"

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

"Express pizza, please!"

Pizza Throwing

Pizzaiolo

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.