Pizzaiola Gifts

Pizza, the CD

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Carpe pizza"

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."