Pizzaholic Gifts

Dove of Peace Brings Pizza

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Someone order 380 plankton-pizzas?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"