Pizza Topping Debater T-Shirts

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

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'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Pizzas

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Instagram!!!

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

Restrooms.

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

'One medium Gazelle with extra toppings.$11.95 thanks.'

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

Deep dish bourbon

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Skydiving Pizza

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

F&E Pizza. Our pizzas can't be topped. I think I see our problem.

"I warned him not to go vegan."

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"