Pizza Topping Debater Pillows

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

Pizzas

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

Instagram!!!

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Restrooms.

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Skydiving Pizza

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

Deep dish bourbon

'One medium Gazelle with extra toppings.$11.95 thanks.'

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"