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'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

The Velvet Mesquite

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Children playing games

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"