Pizza Connoisseur Gifts

"I've heard tell of a Ray's even more original."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Hey, this is a veggie pizza!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Cake Free Zone

The Main Types of Cheese

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

His Her Cakes

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cheese

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

43AD: Romans invade Britain.