Pizza Connoisseur Gifts

"I've heard tell of a Ray's even more original."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Hey, this is a veggie pizza!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Cheeze Wiz.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

The Main Types of Cheese

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cheese

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."