Pizza Box Collector Gifts

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Brick Salesman

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Pisa Hut.