Pizza Box Collector Pillows

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Brick Salesman

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Let's send out for pizza..'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."