Black Box Collector Pillows

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Brick Salesman

Feeling for shells

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Utility Chic.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"You get one every time you order something online."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

There it is – my dream beach house.

For Sale By Owner

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

Snail Love.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."