Invisible Box Collector Pillows

Invisible box stolen! Last time not seen: 3 months ago. Please helps me buy a new one.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Brick Salesman

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You get one every time you order something online."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Box Tamer.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Mail box with mouth!

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

Box Car.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

Grocery Store Gravity

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."