Invisible Box Collector Pillows

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Brick Salesman

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You get one every time you order something online."

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

Box Tamer.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Mail box with mouth!

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Grocery Store Gravity

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

Box Car.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."