Pixel Parishioner Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Videogame Employment Agency.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'Third Life'

Boy and PC

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.