Pit Bull Protector Gifts

Dogocaust

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Hope...

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Clever pitbulls.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Polar Bear arrives at house

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

Sick polar bear humour...

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Fight against theft of endangered species