Pirate-themed Gift Lover Gifts

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Treasure Island Book.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

"Shall I let them breathe."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'