Pirate-themed Gift Lover Prints

'It be an Eye-pad i-pod.'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Are we there yet?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."