Piranha Prankster Pillows

Fisherman gets attacked by piranhas after using chum as bait.

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

A kid got too close to a fish tank, fish have eaten him.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Diving Cat.

"Apple harvest."

"I've decided to have a kid."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

"See ya later, suckers!!"

Whistling

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

Litter Box with actual litter.

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

'Get him, Jimmy!'

Working with Monkeys