Piranha Pamperer Pillows

"You spoil those damn piranha"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Bathing the dog

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

The Cat Spa

The Brazilian Blow dry

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Upper East Side Dog Park

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Balding dog

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Miss T-T

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Dog covering up on the beach.

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...