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"International trade"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Most valuable element.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Statue of Security

The Thinker

Aggression/Security

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Nuclear Security Summit

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Dad, what is peace?'

Trouble everywhere...

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?