Piracy Studies Mugs

"International trade"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Most valuable element.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

The Thinker

'Dad, what is peace?'

Nuclear Security Summit

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Aggression/Security

Statue of Security

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Trouble everywhere...

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?